Certified creator. Internetaholic. Travel expert. Coffee advocate. Zombie aficionado. Beer geek. Spent several months building Virgin Mary figurines in Salisbury, MD. Spent several years creating marketing channels for lint in Fort Walton Beach, FL. At the moment I'm promoting foreign currency in Cuba. Spent 2002-2008 getting to know cod in Ohio. Once had a dream of lecturing about electric trains for the underprivileged. Earned praised for my work creating marketing channels for Magic 8-Balls in Atlantic City, NJ.